In a weird chain of events, we got locked out of the house and had to bring the cutie kid to Wawa. The roommate finally came home so we could get in the house, but now it’s kind of pointless to go home. Soooooo I’m not going home and I’m stuck here til 10. Not so bad though, but they don’t have cable.

Tags | babysitting |
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

This kid knows three words- “Mama”, “Dada”, and “Baby.” I was just talking with my sister about my life and the kid shouts “Gay!” I am proud.

Tags | babysitting | baby | lgbtq |

Just picked up my sister’s baby-sitee and it took FOREVER to put in his seat and I swear this is why I’m not having a kid until they fix this shit

My sister needs to stop being a bitch

eileenthequeen:

Stop telling people about all the friends you have that used to be my friends but now you guys are better friends

 misslovelylivi said: Who needs them, make A+ new friends at UCF!

Ughhhhhhhhhhh

I just drank some chocolate milk after eating a meat meal:

secularinafrumworld:

oops animated GIF

Tags | lol |

I did the Sh’ma thingy at noon today (7pm Israeli time) and my sister made fun of me. And she just brought it up again in front of a mutual friend now to laugh about it with her. Honestly, I’m so pissed. 

Tags | FUCK YOU | ugh |

datvikingtho:

theyseemefangirlintheyhatin:

permets-tu:

after what feels like literally the longest week of my life working on it my marauder’s map dress for leakycon is DONE!! as a side note, i literally never want to use another fine point sharpie in my life.

THIS IS AMAZING OMG

This is beyond amazing and inspiring.

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